Why does this video stump all of the video you have ever witnessed in that sad and miserable life of yours? WHY!? How dare you question the tall fiddle player who was obviously too tall for the tool shed, shitter or whatever it was or the shabbily half-dressed bald guitarist who looks a lot like the eunuch from the HBO series “Game of Thrones”? It’s just not right but to be fair, the music video doesn't really come inside the theorems of ‘right’ either.
No matter how ‘metal’ a lot of you chums out there must consider it to be, you must admit, this isn't really that much of a good music video. It is the best mother fucking video on this side of the galaxy, motherfuckers!
The video starts off with a very masculine wooden-axe fail and quite frankly, the guy, whoever it was, doesn’t really give a fuck nor does the tall fiddle man, who as the video has made very clear, is pretty much unfit to stand in any possible Finnish summer house located in the forests. The video then progresses to a very heavy, or folk (which would be the more preferable term for this one), performance by the band and just when you think it couldn’t get more metal, the guys from Korpiklaani prove you wrong by showcasing one of the most brutal things ever exhibited to man- the most metal lunchtime ever! Yes, you heard me right: lunchtime! Seriously, what meal could be more metal than chicken? Think about it people, chicken is fucking metal! The band spends nearly 25 seconds of music video footage feasting upon the chicken like the brutal pack of wolves they most certainly are, accompanied by the face melting and enlightenment inducing fiddle solo, which breaks off into a folk metal after-lunch brawl! Seriously, which folk metal meal is complete without a totally unexpected and random brawl?
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