Imagine a dozen sharks swimming in a pool of snakes, and not just any wimp-ass-sissy snake but a whole fucking pool of Inland Taipans! Oh, and did we mention it's supposed to be surrounded by bears who have been kicked in the nuts?
So, do you find that a tad bit scary? Well, it’s nothing compared to what we have here! Voldemort on a mother-fucking tank with a gun in his hand that would make the bad-ass spawns of skynet shit their pants (Well, kind of... provided Terminators can mimic bowel movement, but it’s pretty scary nonetheless!). Just when you think that alone wasn't enough to end civilization as we know it, who else to aid Voldemort but the only chic in blue who can kick Spartacus in the balls and still have the cojones to bitch-slap him- Mystique of course; and just in case you didn't notice but she's got a machine gun ...for a hand!
Our advice: Run. ...And don't forget to buy it on LP!
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