Friday, 5 August 2011

Throes of Madness #2: "Metal Rap" by Lone Rager


A gimp wielding a studded-belt like a whip in a fucking public library? What could be more preposterous? I would point out the obvious and say that the name of the single, Metal Rap, is pretty fucked up but the truth is, I am too fucking distracted by the weird mask to really take note of that.
Seriously, what is it supposed to be? Is it some sort of gimp-mask Lone Rager here had to forge because of the recession? On the other hand, it may be some sort of new KKK division that has moved on from bed-sheets to fringed jackets, though I really doubt that you'd ever find a Redneck in a library. Whatever it is, be it a sexual deviant, racist-jerk-off or just a sweaty tutor who is kind of secretive (read: 'creepy') about the way he looks and likes to smack some sense into boys giving them a lesson caveman-style, we're sure he is a registered sex offender, so who knows? Maybe one day you will open your door thinking it’s the girl scouts while what you'll actually be faced with is this sweating fuck telling you how he is a sex offender and how the law binds him to get friendly with his neighbors by starting a very awkward conversation, that too on the first day!

The possible follow-up album.

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