Some say, it's a jingle from hell, the same you will hear playing in their elevator, because let’s be honest, all those freaky websites you subscribed to aren't exactly the Christian type; others who know you better say it's the ringtone your pedophile uncle uses. However, the strangely dressed lads from Oingo Boingo call it ...Music! Though, just to be fair, this song is better than that Canadian-Pop-Bullshit you jerk off to. Well, sort of.
While maintaining the ethics and morals of 4chan, this video is nothing less of a sucker punch to the testicles of everything or anything remotely sane. Like, come on! The video itself is basically about how this guy likes little girls because of their gullible and easily manipulable nature. Well, though it's not the first time the internet got a sex offender more than a million views. Remember the cute old man lip-syncing Roy Orbison's hit single, 'Oh, Pretty Woman'? Guess what, motherfucker? The cute video you made your Alzheimer-struck dad watch to make him feel better starred a mother fucking registered sex offender! Good thing, he probably won't remember it in a few days, hours or whatever.
Moving back, what exactly makes this video far worse than the one aforementioned? Motherfucking midgets, that's what! Just when you think this video's horrors would never surpass the man in the vest, the pedophilia overtones or the insanely catchy tune, the guys from Oingo Boingo prove that 'fucked up' meant something back in the day by throwing in not one, but four motherfucking midgets! Dancing along with their satanic-pedo-overlord while some man watches out a square hole or a window, his face more expressionless than a brick yet still somehow full of contempt, you may begin to wonder, 'What the flying fuck?' or question the heavens above. Whatever comes first.
He most certainly does.
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